Eat My Shorts! T-Shirt


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Eat My Shorts! T-Shirt
Eat My Shorts! T-Shirt

Totally having to stay after school for wearing this one to class. 

"Hey Miss Krabappel, I caught you playing ‘hide the bologna’ with Principal Skinner last week when I was f*%king around with Groundskeeper Willie. So how about you “EAT MY SHORTS” before I call Kent Brockman to do a news report on you called, “The extracurricular activities at Springfield Elementary.” … Yeah, that’s what I thought. Eat my shorts!"

Washing Instructions:
For best results, machine wash cotton items in
cold or warm water. Do not use hot water as it
may shrink the cotton. Use a normal wash cycle
and regular detergent (with color safe bleach if
desired). Tumble dry on a low setting, then
promptly remove the item from the dryer to avoid
Garment Info:
 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
 Made in the USA
 Unisex sizing
 Coverstitched collar and sleeves
 Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
 Retail fit, side seams
  • 3/4″ rib height
  • Set in collar
  • Taped shoulder to shoulder
  • Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Sizes S – 2X
  • Reactive Dyed

Eat My Shorts! T-Shirt
Eat My Shorts! T-Shirt

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